Danny's Kids Page
with Danny Stricker (age 12)
Jokes
 
A man hasn’t been feeling too well so he goes to the doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says, “you’re dying and you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?